What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What math figure is also in the band?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What's the difference between soccer and football?