Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
When do cows get tired?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
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Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?