What car always breaks the rules?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Where would you put an injured insect?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?