Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What animal loves Indian food?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why are cause and effect so close?