What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues.
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How can you farm during the winter?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What vegetables make the best music?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?