Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What does an evil hen lay?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the confused bee say?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?