What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?