Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why was the musician arrested?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?