Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?