Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Which subject has two parts?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How is cat food sold?