What type of bean doesn't have protein?
A Jelly Bean®.
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do cows say on NYE?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Which plant has the best roar?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do you give a sick pig?