Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?