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What do you call a flying police officer?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which president loved to take baths?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why are stones so good at music?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What is a table you can eat?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?