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They wanted to beef up security.
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Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do mice do when they're at home?
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Which animal loves to have a good time?
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Why did the goat become a lawyer?
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Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?