Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
They wanted to beef up security.
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What game do mice love to play?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Which state is the cleanest?