Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
They wanted to beef up security.
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's a horse's favorite car?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do naked fish play with?
Why is summer always sad?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Which subject has two parts?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call a happy Lassie?