Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
They wanted to beef up security.
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?