Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
They wanted to beef up security.
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the student eat their homework?