What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
How do horses navigate at night?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?