What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why do math teachers love March?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why are books always so angry?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
We had a discussion about roses.
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?