What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's the richest basketball team?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?