What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
It's Crowded!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What game do bats excel at?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?