Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why did the foal cough?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's the most determined bird?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?