What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?