What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?