What's the loudest sport?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?