Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's the most masculine animal?