What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Where does breakfast live?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?