Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
