Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?