What fairy loves to count?
The two-th fairy.
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What building always gets stains on it?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Where do stars go to college?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?