How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's the laziest vegetable?