How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the foal cough?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?