Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?