Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What sweet treat never panics?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?