How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What nationality are most fish?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?