What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant.
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Which singer could always break a five?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call a sleeping bull?