What snacks always have the best tan?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How did the pirate call his mother?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What bird is always sad?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?