Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
