What is the most faithful insect?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What's the loudest sport?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the fish blush?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?