Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
She looked fishy.
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?