Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
She looked fishy.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?