How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Which computer won the talent show?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call octopus twins?