What's black and white and goes around and around?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?