What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What table can you never sit at?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?