How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What tree has the most bark?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's the slowest 5k?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What school subject really rocks?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the foal cough?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What car does Yoda® drive?