How does a pizza introduce itself?
Slice to meet you!
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?