What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?