What do British people and golfers have in common?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?