What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper.
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
How does a penguin build its house?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?