What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Where does laundry go to college?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?