What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which cats love to be petted?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What does winter fat turn into?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
How do birds threaten one another?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the student always get straight A's?