Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?