Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Which computer won the talent show?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do naked fish play with?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?