Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why was the bee sad?
Why do bees buzz?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?