Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What's the most determined bird?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?