What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?