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What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do jokesters study in college?
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Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?