Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
Where are average things manufactured?
What's the holiest insect?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
How is cat food sold?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How did the tree get lost?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What nationality are most fish?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?