Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Which celebrity loves to read?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
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What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?