Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why are stones so good at music?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What is a plant's favorite college course?