Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What fish only swims at night?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do pigs do over the summer?