Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Which former US President was always cold?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How do you get a country girl to like you?