What kind of books do boats write?
Ferry tales.
What British bugs are the best singers?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?