Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do fairies always drink?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Where does food go to take a nap?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Do dads always snore?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?