Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a rabbit barber?