What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
A book just fell on my head.
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
When does a horse talk?