My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?