How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
What do jokesters study in college?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What animal knows kung fu?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?