How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's the noisiest food?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?