How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Where do books sleep?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What is the wealthiest fish?