Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Do you have the best ceiling?
How are teens like cats?
Why are stones so good at music?
Which parent knows if you are running late?