Why do vampires always look sick?
Why are cars magic?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What is the color of the wind?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why do cats love to work?
How long will dinner be?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?