Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
How do amoebas make calls?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do naked fish play with?