Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What birds make average students?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why was the computer cold at work?
How do you organize a space party?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?