What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the school bully have for lunch?