Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the painter say to the wall?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why do librarians never make plans?
Which cats have the best manners?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?