How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How does a barber get to work?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What's the friendliest national park?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?