What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
We're a family of fore!
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?