What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
We're a family of fore!
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What did one plate say to the other?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?