What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
We're a family of fore!
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why are skeletons always hungry?