What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?