Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Can February March?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?