What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?