Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
They are in a stable relationship.
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do elves learn in school?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?