What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
How does a barber get to work?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
I broke my finger!
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?