Where do T-Rexes shop?
At dino stores.
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What words make the best athletes?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?