Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How are mountains able to see?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What sport is full of interior designers?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?