Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?