What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did March say to the madness?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?