Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?