Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
No, to whom.
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How is cat food sold?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?