What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How do hurricanes see?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
How do you grill cheese?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?