What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do little fish love to play with?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What is the definition of Robin?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?