What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Where are average things manufactured?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?