What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
How does a cow do math?
What's the opposite of irony?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?