What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
When do astronauts eat?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?