Why are baseball players so good at math?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?