What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did electricity win the race?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
How do you organize a space party?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?