What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Where do termites go camping?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?