Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Because they always want strikes.
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What is another name for a cow?
What vehicle works the hardest?