What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's the slowest 5k?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What nationality are most fish?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why was the math book sad?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How did the vampire start his letter?