What condiment has wings?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
How do you make a cow float?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why do mice need oiling?