Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why are turtles so shy?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do little fish love to play with?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?