Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What words make the best athletes?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call a sad latte?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
