What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?