What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Where does laundry go to college?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?