Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?