What's a pastor's favorite city?
Providence.
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What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What does Santa order at the bar?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?