Which cats have the best manners?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
How does a barber get to work?