Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?