Why do cats always get what they want?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why was the horse so happy?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do bees say in the summer?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why was the mime upset?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What game do bats excel at?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?