How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why was the mime upset?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?