What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
When should you stop for a glow worm?