What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?