What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?