Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Because they hate traveling.
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Which family member has tusks?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?