Why are puppies so flexible?
What does a lion call an antelope?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What table can you never sit at?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?