My brother is my partner in crime.
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What game does chlorine never lose?