Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why are goats so funny?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do jokesters study in college?
What school subject really rocks?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did the calf play in the school band?