Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What is the smallest lion?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why are trees always so positive?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What kind of bird can write?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?