Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
The museum curator needed a break.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?