How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you call a pig thief?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?