What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Labor Day.
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a small mom?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?