What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Labor Day.
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What is the definition of Robin?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Which family member has tusks?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Which is the worst season?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?